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the dram shop

THE DRAM SHOP (1 out of 5 chips) Location: Park Slope "Irish nachos" aka sad, soggy fries covered in awkward condiments and foodstuffs in an attempt to be nachos. Should be indicted for identity theft. The fries were weird, not even good on their own. Adding melted cheese is an obvious way to make anything better, but the rest of the toppings were insane: bacon (OK), jalapeƱo slices (way too big to fit on individual bites), sour cream, a weird vinaigrette, and CARROTS (WHY?!) The real problem here is that fries are too limp and without enough surface area to ever truly be a nacho. If you have encountered successful Irish nachos, please do let me know. Pros: Chives. More nachos should have chives. Cons: NOT NACHOS. Tip: Avoid the Irish at all costs.